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(WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG OPINIONS. I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET EASILY OFFENDED, READ IT ANYWAY)

Okay, let's sum up what happened to the rest of the world while I was away doing stuff (ie fencing and Pops) because I'm sure I'm boring you with how my life is going. For those who want to know, I'm fine, just don't stop me now because I'm in one of my "I HATE THE WORLD" moods. Oh yeah, and check out my Warhammer blog, posted another post on there today, who knows, there might be more coming up.

1) (and yes, they will be numbered so we can see exactly how many there are) Norway. What. The. Dump!? Okay, seriously, this is why I don't like this whole idea of Youth Camps. Or, for that matter, Religious Fundamentalists. Okay, seriously, they take everything too far. Look at all the world's biggest sort of incidents that make us think how crappy this world is. How many of them have been based in people taking religion too far? Most, if not all. The Holocaust. 9/11. The KKK. And now this. Great. Right-wingers as well. Hate 'em all... Okes cannot just chill and live, they have to freaking wreak havoc on other people. Please, suck it up if you don't like it, don't enforce things on other people by killing them. Mathematically, you'll have less converts so it's counter-productive anyway.

Oh yeah, Norway was of course orchestrated by Al-Quaeda. Waited half a year for the backlash, now it's finally here. Just because the oke had no connections to terrorist groups and was anti-Muslim does in no way mean he was not working for them. Hell, if it's about Osama bin Laden's legacy, I rate A-Q could employ people to do this sort of thing without lifting a finger, and they won't even know who they're working for. I mean, really. Information in this line of work is given on a need-to-know basis. He's going to give the police a "false" trail, and then the real attacks will start, just you wait. And the best thing is, he doesn't even know he's doing it. Beauty beauty beauty.

Hell, I'm starting to sound like Joe... Nevermind, I got this far, and I'm in a good mood.

2) Amy Winehouse (w/ apologies to all the people who take middle ground). Chris, you made my day, "nobody cares about amy winehouse"[sic]. Okay, I positively hate it when people like this die, because then everyone goes, oh what a shame, and pretends they were, like, a model citizen or something. Seriously, you got yourself into this drugs and alcohol mess, your problem if it ends you. I hate it when famous people kill themselves with drugs, it's like they've got nothing better to do with their lives. Also, it means that I have to hang around with this sort of perception that this is a good thing to do, and in addition to this bothering out of pure societal concern, it means I can't breathe in chapel because of the smoke radiating off the matrics. Luckily I can't smell drugs, coz I would literally collapse. Fags are bad enough.

Who do these pop stars think they are? God? Because they certainly aren't. You CAN'T do anything you want, you don't have infinite moneyz, and you are not immune to the adverse effects of drugs. God. In fact, I would carry on at this point about how movie stars/singers/Hollywood people in general are just crap in every aspect of life from fashion sense to fashion sense to sensationalism, but that's for another time. For now, rest assured that I cringe and scream every time I see a (heavily made-up) star. And that's just the men. I mean, the women are just genuinely ugly. All of them. Love chicks back at home xoxox!

Can't believe I just wrote that.

3) Spiders under this girl's skin. I'm not even linking it, I'm not clicking that link. What is going on with these freaking videos circulating Facebook? Why? What depraved lunatic sits at home sending these out? What the dump? And I mean, it's not even like a lolcat video or something genuinely humorous or cool, such as the ones Josh always posts up... AAARGH!! I am literally this close to chundering everywar... you are wasting my cap, my newsfeed space, and (woe betide I may click on one of these) the un-virusness state of my computer/freedom from spambots/adbots/trollz/the like. For shame!

Seriously now, this gets so irritating. I don't mind you people watching it, don;t get me wrong, watch whatever crap you like, but I seriously have an issue with naiveness to "omg this is so insane you must check out this video!". It's how credit card numbers get lost.

4) Blank now, but I love writing like this. Final proofread on my post to see if it's not un-criticizing enough, and then it's up.

I can do this more often if you want me to, just let me know. All I know is that it certainly felt good to write. Criticizing the crap out of everyone: it's my civic duty!



Can't believe Blogger won't let me set my location as "Outer Space".