Bumper Post Today!!

Hello, all you patient readers who have stuck with me through slightly less than a week of daily blog posts (or lack thereof!) and are now reading this. Congratulations, have a gold star! No seriously, thanks.

I'm actually so cheesed off at the lack of internet. Assuming but not conceding that I did use it up the first time watching Lonely Island vids on YouTube, the second time, this time, it is simply not possible! For a start, I haven't ever used the internet in the entire past five days! Anyway, I think I've done enough excusing...

The funniest thing happened to me on Monday last week. It hasn't gone up before as I had been reluctant to post it at first, but eventually I realized, hell, this is my blog, I can do pretty much anything. Besides, I thought you, dear reader, might find it interesting.

Last week Monday was the second round of the interhouse debating, and we were easily beating our opposition. Unfortunately, one of the matrics thought it would be a good idea to get all the newboys out of their beds and get them to come watch, so a huge mass of boarders was soon filling the room. One of them, Minor Player, was pulling the zap sign and mouthing obscenities at me from across the room. We won the debate easily, and Minor Player came up behind me at the end and started hitting me on the back, accompanied with more obscenities. This was cheesing me off so I turned around and slugged him on the shoulder, just to tell him to stop it, because obviously words don't work with people like this.

Uproar! One of the matrics, Psycho-face, decided it was a good idea to try and "attack" me, and get the other guys to hold him back. Whatever, I found it hilarious! Anyways, after the adjudication was given, he was waiting outside the door, and told me to follow him. I said no, I needed to be somewhere, but he eventually stopped me. He then started telling me how I could be charged with assault, taken to the headmaster, etc. There was a lot of swearing, I recall. He punched himself in the face a few times, which I found absolutely baffling. He then said he would tear me limb from limb, to which I responded, "Yeah, okay dude". He then punched himself in the face again... Then he said that I should stop disrespecting him and that he deserved to be respected because he was a matric and a cheerleader. WHAT!?!? Are you out of your mind? This guy is evidently living in some alternate reality where people are respected even if they are completely retarded. And voted to those positions of elevated moronity... what a system we have! Anyway, because I like the look of my face, I didn't say anything, but I wanted to just lol at him at this point.

So I told the guys with me not to worry about it, if I cared then it would be a problem, but I just couldn't be bothered with the likes of scum like Psycho-face. I think I can come up with a more mature and matrix solution to this approach then just "telling a teacher".

But wait, it gets better. Our debating teacher sends an email to the respective housemasters telling them about the situation, without any prompt from me. Oh boy, then Minor Player sends me a (very sloppily written) email apologizing for his actions. Whatever. I replied to him that he only wrote it because his housemaster told him to, that I knew he wasn't sorry at all, that I didn't care a bit, and that he should really make his formal apology letters up to scratch to avoid looking like a moron at his disciplinary hearing. That's exactly how I feel about it!

So, that's what's actually been happening in my life. Oh yeah, then there's the girls front... which is constantly full of new developments. On Friday I asked H if she wanted to try again, she said no. Okay, miffed. Turns out Blondie likes someone else, whom I have not yet established the identity of. I wonder if she's just been leading me on or if she's genuinely just blonde... Okay, miffed again. Extremely Insecure Girl is totally over me. Damn.

What do I do!?!?!?!? I'm so loooonely... Sometimes I just feel like I need a girl-person in my life to keep me company, but I always think about complicated relationships and how complicated their complications can be. Watched Scott pilgrim again last night, and it didn't really help on this fron t although it was totally worth it for the laughs. Ah well, at least I still have time to go, I'm only 16. There's still a lot of breakups and makeups ahead for me.